An old practice!

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    An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady, entered the doctor`s office. "We have come for an examination," said the young girl.
    "Alright," said the doctor. "Go behind that pulled curtain and take your clothes off."
    "No, not me," said the girl. "it`s my old aunt here."
    "Very well," said the doctor. "Madam, stick out your tongue."
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