| One day a five year old little girl excitedly approached her mother, and announced that she had learned where babies come from. The mother was amused and said, "Oh really sweetie, why don`t you tell me all about it?" The little girl then explained, "Well ... the mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes and the daddy`s wiener stands way up high and the mommy kneels on the floor and puts the daddy`s wiener in her mouth, and then the daddy`s wiener sort of explodes and makes sticky juice into the mommy`s mouth, and then the mommy swallows the sticky juice, and that`s where babies come from." The mother looked lovingly at her daughter, leaned over to meet her eye to eye and said, "Oh honey, that`s sweet, but that`s not where babies come from ... that`s where jewelry comes from." |