The parting words!

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    Three buddies are sitting around talking one day when they begin to discuss what they would like their friends and families to say about them as they`re laying in their caskets at their funerals.
    The first man says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
    The second man says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
    The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say... LOOK!! HE`S MOVING!!!"
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    The officer replied, 'Wait here at this bus...
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    Psychiatrist: 'Don`t you have a phone in your car?'
    Santa: 'That`s a little too...
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