| A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?" "Not too good," says the mother. "I`ve been very weak." The son says, "Why are you so weak?" She says, "Because I haven`t eaten in 38 days." The man says, "That`s terrible. Why haven`t you eaten in 38 days?" The mother answers, "Because I didn`t want my mouth to be full of food if you should call." |