Orders!

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    Doctor: "I see you`re over a month late for your appointment. Don`t you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What`s your excuse?"
    Patient:" I was just following your orders, doc."
    Doctor: "Following my orders?, what are you talking about? I gave you no such order."
    Patient: You told me to avoid people who irritate me.
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