The other half!

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    Santa got a job in a supermarket, and one day a man came in and wanted to buy half a grapefruit.
    I don`t think we can sell half a grapefruit, said Santa, but I`ll ask my boss.
    He walked over to the boss and said, Some idiot wants to buy half a grapefruit, then noticed that the man had followed him over and heard the comment.
    And this fine gentleman, Santa added, “would like to buy the other half.
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