The smart Alec!

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    Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town`s morals, publicly accused her neighbor George of being an alcoholic because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town`s only bar.
    George stared at her for a moment, and said nothing.
    Later that evening, he parked his pickup truck in front of her house and left it there all night.
  • The condom packs! A father and his son go into the drug store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms.
    The father replies, 'Well, you see that 3 pack? That`s for when you`re in high...
  • Where babies come from? One day a five year old little girl excitedly approached her mother, and announced that she had learned where babies come from. The mother was amused and said, 'Oh really sweetie, why don`t you tell me all about it?'
    The little girl then explained, 'Well ... the mommy and daddy take...
  • Dress decent! There was a young woman who lived with her grandmother. One night the granddaughter came bouncing down the stairs dressed to go out to a party wearing a see through blouse without a bra. Her grandmother told her to go back up stairs and 'dress...
  • The dumb father? The parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.
    The son comes running up to his mom and says, 'Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than...
  • What`s cooking? Once a young boy was watching his mother take a bath. As she got out to dry off, he notices her upper torso he asks, 'Momma, what are those?'
    She replies, 'Son, those are my breasts.'
    As she turns the back to him, he..
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