| A guy walks into the vet`s office with a hamster. He lays the hamster on the table and the doctor says, "I`m sorry, sir, but your hamster is dead." "I want a second opinion!" the man demands. So the doctor brings in a cat. The cat walks around the hamster, sniffs him and shakes its head. "Well the cat says your hamster is dead," says the doctor. "Well I want a third opinion." So the doctor brings in a Labrador retriever. The lab walks around the hamster, sniffs him and shakes its head. "The lab says your hamster is dead." "OK, fine. What do I owe you?" "$650" the doctor said. "What?!? What for?" "Well, you owe me $50, but the other $600 is for the cat scan and the lab test." |