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    The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family (with a note from that member).
    A wise student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?"
    The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with: "Well, I guess you`ll have to learn to write with your other hand."
  • The smart Alec! Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town`s morals, publicly accused her neighbor George of being an alcoholic because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town`s only bar.
    George stared at her for...
  • Dad explains sex! Son: 'Then why do gals feel bad when they are raped?'
    Dad: 'If a stranger comes along and digs in your nose, will you feel the same way?'
    Son: 'When girls are having their menstruation, why don`t...
  • The condom packs! A father and his son go into the drug store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms.
    The father replies, 'Well, you see that 3 pack? That`s for when you`re in high...
  • Where babies come from? One day a five year old little girl excitedly approached her mother, and announced that she had learned where babies come from. The mother was amused and said, 'Oh really sweetie, why don`t you tell me all about it?'
    The little girl then explained, 'Well ... the mommy and daddy take...
  • Dress decent! There was a young woman who lived with her grandmother. One night the granddaughter came bouncing down the stairs dressed to go out to a party wearing a see through blouse without a bra. Her grandmother told her to go back up stairs and 'dress...
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