| A man went into a drug store and asked the cashier for some rubbers. The cashier asked, "What size?" The man replied, "Size? I didn`t know they came in sizes." "Yes, they do," she said. "What size do you want?" "Well, gee, I don`t know." the man answered. The lady was used to this, so she told him to go to the backyard and measure himself by sticking his penis into each of the three holes in the fence. While the man is back there, the lady sneaks around to the other side of the fence and spread her legs behind each hole as the man tested it. When the they returned, the cashier asked, "What will it be? Small, medium, or large?" The man replied, "To heck with the rubbers! Give me a hundred feet of that fence back there!" |