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    A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a triple martini
    The bartender says "What a coincidence, The only other person at the bar is that beautiful woman at the other end. She is also drinking triple martinis".
    After a few sips of his drink, the man walks up to the woman and says, "Isn`t it a coincidence that we are both having the same drink".
    She replies "Yes! I am here because I am celebrating. After 20 years of trying, I am finally pregnant!"
    "What a coincidence" the man replied. "I am also celebrating. After years of experimenting, I have invented a multicolored chicken."
    At this, the woman asked "How did you ever accomplish that!?"
    "I had to try a lot of different cocks" he said.
    The woman replied "What a coincidence!!!!"
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