Two gays are driving down the street when they see a dog on the side of the road licking his prick. "I sure wish I could do that," said the one gay.
To which the other replied,
"Don`t you think you ought to pet him first??"
The crossword!A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. 'This is exciting,' thought the gentleman. 'I`ve always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I`ll be able to see him in person.' Imagine his surprise, when the Pope...
Coincidence!A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a triple martini The bartender says 'What a coincidence, The only other person at the bar is that beautiful woman at the other end. She is also drinking...
The varying sizes!A man went into a drug store and asked the cashier for some rubbers. The cashier asked, 'What size?' The man replied, 'Size? I didn`t know they came in sizes.' 'Yes, they do,' she said. 'What size do...
The unnatural demands!A farmer buys several sheeps, hoping to breed them. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheeps are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help.The vet tells the farmer that he should try...
Home work!The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate...