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    Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter:
    First woman : My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for a paper boy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me.
    Second woman : I know
    First one : How?
    Second one : My dog told me.
  • The cure of Holy water? One morning a man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, put some on both legs, and then threw away his crutches.
    An alter boy witnessed the scene and then ran...
  • Salary negotiations! Reaching the end of the job interview, the interviewer asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, 'And what starting salary were you looking for?'
    The candidate responded confidently, 'In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the...
  • Proposal! A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, 'Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.'
    'Then why are you so sad?' her mother asked.
    'Because he also...
  • The opinion! A guy walks into the vet`s office with a hamster. He lays the hamster on the table and the doctor says, 'I`m sorry, sir, but your hamster is dead.'
    'I want a second opinion!' the man demands.
    So the doctor brings...
  • The other half! Santa got a job in a supermarket, and one day a man came in and wanted to buy half a grapefruit.
    I don`t think we can sell half a grapefruit, said Santa, but I`ll ask my boss.
    He walked over to the...
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