| A man comes home after a heavy night`s drinking. His wife won`t open the door for him, so he starts hammering on it. She still won`t let him in, so he starts shouting. The neighbours are starting to notice, so in an attempt to embarrass her, he starts singing at the top of his voice: "I had her before she was married, I had her before she was married!" The top window immediately flies open, and his wife responds with equal gusto: "And so did all of your mates!" |