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    The restaurant where I took my two kids for a meal was crowded with fans watching a sporting event on television...
    A harried waitress took our order, but more than half an hour passed with no sign of her return. I was trying to keep my kids from becoming restless when suddenly shouts of victory came from the bar.

    "Hey!" commented my youngest, "It sounds like someone just got their food!"
  • The comparison! Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter:
    First woman : My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for a paper boy to come around and then he takes a newspaper...
  • Exchanging notes! A guy walks in a bar, and buys a huge beer. Then he sees someone he knows, and decides to go and say hi to them, but he does not want to drag his beer mug with him.
    So he sets it on a table, along...
  • The cure of Holy water? One morning a man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, put some on both legs, and then threw away his crutches.
    An alter boy witnessed the scene and then ran...
  • Salary negotiations! Reaching the end of the job interview, the interviewer asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, 'And what starting salary were you looking for?'
    The candidate responded confidently, 'In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the...
  • Proposal! A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, 'Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.'
    'Then why are you so sad?' her mother asked.
    'Because he also...
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