The icing on the cake!

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    A little boy and his mom are walking throw the park and saw two teenagers doing it on a park bench.
    The boy asked his mom, mommy what are they doing. She said oh honey they`re baking cakes.
    The next day they go to the zoo and see two monkeys goning at it. The boy asked mommy what are they doing. She said, oh honey there baking cakes.
    So a few days pass by and the little boy says, "Mommy I know what you and daddy where doing on the couch last night."
    She said, "Honey, how do you know what we were doing?."
    He said, "you were baking cakes." The mom said, "how do you know we were baking cakes."
    the son says, "Becuase I licked the iceing off the couch."
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