| Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar. Santa walks in and asks the barman, "Isn`t that Bush and Powell?" The barman says "Yep, thats them." So the Santa walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?" And Bush says, "We`re planning world war 3" And Santa says, "Really? What`s going to happen?" And Bush says, "Well, we`re going to kill 140 million Afghans this time and one bicycle repairman." And Santa exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!" So Bush turns to Powell and says, " See, I told you no-one would worry about the 140 million Afghans!" |