Banta at a shopping mall!

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    It was late afternoon at the Shopping Mall, crowded with shoppers, when the distraught Banta dashed to a phone and called a cab. Then he stood there outside until the taxi drove up.
    "Where to Sir ?" the driver asked.

    "Just keep driving around the parking lot." he answered. "I`m afraid I`ve lost my car again."
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