| A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel were crossing the desert. The camel falls dead. Before I die the father says, "I would like to see a woman naked." So the nun takes off all her clothes. She then says, "before I die I would like to see a man naked." So the father takes off his clothes. She looks at his penis and says, "My God!! What is that for?" He says "You stick it in a hole and it brings forth life." The nun replies, "Then how about you stick it up that camels ass and let`s get the hell out of here!" |