, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said...
`Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.`"
Eternal marriage !!On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heaven`s gate waiting on St. Peter to do an intake. While waiting, they wonder if they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter finally shows up and they ask him...
Banta at a shopping mall!It was late afternoon at the Shopping Mall, crowded with shoppers, when the distraught Banta dashed to a phone and called a cab. Then he stood there outside until the taxi drove up. 'Where to...
Third World War?Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar. Santa walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn`t that Bush and Powell?' The barman says 'Yep, thats them.' So the Santa walks over and...
Presence of mind!One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. 'Why are you eating...
Strange habits!A mother complained to her doctor about her daughters strange eating habits. 'All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car...