| A self-centered, unbelieving man... ok a lawyer... died and was delivered into the devil`s hands. "You will be spending eternity here, but I`ll let you pick your own room from three I`ll show you," the devil said. In the first room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a brick floor. "I don`t like that," said the man. "Show me the second." In the second room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a wood floor. "Well, that`s better than brick," the man said, "but show me the third." In the third, thousands of people were standing ankle-deep in a room full of maggot infested garbage, all drinking coffee. "I`ll choose this room," he said. Into the room he went and the door slammed behind him. Immediately, the voice of a minor demon rang out, "O.K., coffee break is over, back on your heads." |