| It was a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife were at the zoo. She was wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walked through the ape exhibit and passed in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla went nuts. He jumped up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet) grunting and pounding his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow. He suggested she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She did and Mr. Gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall. She did and Mr. Gorilla was just about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress your dress up your thighs," the husband suggested. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy ! Quickly the husband grabbed his wife by the hair, ripped open the door to the cage, slungs her in with the gorilla and said, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache." |