| A prostitute went to visit a colleague in the hospital just before the colleague was about to have a heart transplant. The woman, concerned about her friend`s welfare, went up to the surgeon who was going to perform the operation and said, "Doctor, I`m worried about my friend. What if her body rejects the organ?" The doctor replied, "Well, she`s 34-years-old and is in extremely good health, apart from her heart. How long has she been in the business?" The patient`s friend replied, "She`s been working since she was 18-years-old, but what`s that got to do with anything?" "Well," said the doctor, "if she`s been working for 16 years and hasn`t rejected an organ yet, I don`t think she`s about to start now!" |