Three Friends Die in a Car Crash

  •  

    Tragically, three friends die in an horrific car crash, and they suddenly find themselves at the gates of heaven. St. Peter meets them at the gates and says, "Before I allow you to enter heaven I have to ask each of you a simple question."
    They look at each other, a little confused, and then wait for the question.
    "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?", asks St. Peter.
    The first guy thinks for a moment and then replies, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time... and a great family man."
    The second guy thinks for a little longer, scratches his head and replies, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference to our children`s tomorrow."
    The last guy ponders for a brief moment and then replies, "I would like to hear them say......LOOK!!! HE`S MOVING!!!!!"
  • Borrowing The Car After shopping a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned with a note of apology on the windshield and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads...
  • The Memory Man A scouser was touring the USA on holiday and stopped in a remote bar in the hills of Nevada. He was chatting to the bartender when he spied an old Indian sitting in the corner. He had tribal gear on, long white plaits, wrinkled face...
  • Air Freshener !! A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches a `blonde lady` driver. 'Mam, is there a reason that you`re weaving all over the road' The woman replied...
  • The Mail !!! There was this guy that lived acrossed from a blonde. He was outside mowing,and here comes the blonde. She goes to her mailbox, opens it, looks inside it, and...
  • A lawyer and a blonde A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other at the bar. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, drunk and dozing, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over...
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT