A snail comes to a door of a grouchy old man and says:
"Can I come in?"
The old man says no and kicks the snail and the snail falls a few feet away.
Five years later, the same snail comes back and says:
"Why`d you done that for??"
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Neither do I!Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the Department manager. Upon completion of the test...
Pretentious parrot!!A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, 'Hey lady, You are really ugly,' The lady was furious! She stormed past the store to...
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