Jheenga la la !

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    Once there were three scientists who were walking in the woods. They were searching for butterflys. While they were sleeping that night a tribe captured them and put them in a tent.
    The first guy wakes up and sees the tribe cheif with a spear he says: Death or Jheenga la la?
    The first guy says: Jheenga la la because I don`t want to die!
    So they take him away. Jheenga la la is a guy with a ten foot long dick and he sticks it up the other guys butt for ten seconds and then the second guy wakes up and he sees the first guy come staggering back saying: Pick death! Pick death!
    But the guy doesn`t believe him so he picks Jheenga la la.
    And then the same thing happens to him.
    Then the third guy wakes up and see the guy staggering back saying: Pick Death!
    So the guy figures that what the heck?
    And he picks death and then the chief says: Death! by Jheenga la la!
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