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    Banta was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge.
    Banta turned to his wife with a look of question on his face. "I`ll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."
    His wife replies, "Why thank you, dear!"
  • Three Friends Die in a Car Crash Tragically, three friends die in an horrific car crash, and they suddenly find themselves at the gates of heaven. St. Peter meets them at the gates and says, 'Before I allow you to enter heaven I have to ask each of you a simple question. They look at each other...
  • Anniversary !! A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the dark, stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She got out of bed, cautiously went downstairs and looked all around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She opened the door to the cellar and...
  • Borrowing The Car After shopping a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned with a note of apology on the windshield and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads...
  • The Memory Man A scouser was touring the USA on holiday and stopped in a remote bar in the hills of Nevada. He was chatting to the bartender when he spied an old Indian sitting in the corner. He had tribal gear on, long white plaits, wrinkled face...
  • Air Freshener !! A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches a `blonde lady` driver. 'Mam, is there a reason that you`re weaving all over the road' The woman replied...
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