| One day a police officer pulls over a car for speeding. The driver turns out to be a gorgeous blond woman. "I`ve pulled you over for speeding, Ma`am.... Could I see your driver`s license and registration...?" "License...registration???" replies the blonde. "They`re usually in your wallet and glove compartment." says the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, she produces the documents. "I`ll be back in a minute," says the cop and walks back to his car. He radios the dispatcher to run a check on the license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher comes back. "Ummm.... is this a hot-looking blond woman driving a red sports car?" "Uh... yes" replies the cop. "Here`s what you do...." advises the dispatcher. "Tell her to get out the car, then stand back and drop your pants." "WHAT!!? I can`t do that!" exclaims the cop. "Trust me..... just do it...." says the dispatcher. So the cop returns to the blonde, tells her to get out of the car and he drops his pants. The blonde looks down and sighs, "Oh no... not ANOTHER breathalyzer...." |