| Prime Minister was visiting one of finest hospitals and during his tour of the wards, he passed a room where one of the male patients was masturbating. "Oh God," said the PM, "that`s disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?" The doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry sir, but this man has a very serious condition where his testicles fill up rapidly with semen. If he doesn`t do what he is doing at least 5 times per day, he could swell up and he might die" "Oh, I am sorry," said the PM, "I was unaware that such a medical condition existed." On the same floor they soon passed another room where a young, blonde nurse was performing oral sex on another patient. "Oh my God," said the PM, "What`s happening here?" The doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan." |