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    A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.
    A twenty foot fence was put up. Again he go out.
    When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they`ll go?"
    The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"
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