Banta telephoned his doctor and began shouting hysterically down the line. “Help me doctor. What on earth shall I do? My 6 year old son Monu has just swallowed a condom.” “Don’t worry, I’ll be right over.” Just as the doctor was leaving the office, the phone rang. It was Banta again. He said ”Don’t worry doctor, I found another one.”
The password !!A female computer consultant was helping our Santa in setting up his computer and she asked him what word he would like to use as a password for login. Wanting to embarrass the lady, Santa told her to enter...
Screwing at 94 ?On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, not holding back anything of course...
African Client The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her, don`t reject the guy outright. so she...
Wrong Way !!A man`s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head. As usual, one of the nurses in the hospital was giving her a wash in bed. As she washed down the woman`s body, she sponged her pubic hair. Out of the corner of her eye she thought she had...
The Twist It`s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He`s a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl`s father answers and invites him in. 'Carrie`s not ready yet, so why don`t you have a seat?' he says. That`s cool,' says Bobby. Carrie`s father asks Bobby what they...