| Julia was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers. "Hello," she said, "Do you like movies?" "Yes, I do," he responded, then returned to his book. Julia persisted. "Do you like gardening?" The man again looked up from his book. "Yes, I do," he said politely, before returning to his reading. Undaunted, Julia asked. "Do you like pussycats?" With that, the man dropped his book and pounced on Goldie, ravaging her as she`d never been ravaged before. As the cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie dragged herself to a sitting position and panted, "How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man thought for a moment and replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?" |