Santa is being watched !

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    Preeto caught her husband, Santa, searching high and low all around his living room.
    Preeto: "What are you searching for?"
    Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
    Preeto: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"
    Santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying ’You are watching the Star News channel’. How does he know that?"
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