| "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper," "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn`t go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don`t feel like cooking a fancy meal!" “I know all that." Replied the nonchalant husband. "Then why on Earth did you invite a friend for supper?" said the infuriated wife. "Because the poor fool`s thinking about getting married." |