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Banta saw an exhausted Santa running up to him.
"What happened to you Santa?"
"There was this nasty big bull in my street that nearly killed me today."
"Oh really, what happened?"
"I was just walking quietly wearing this red shirt, when the animal came charging at me like a locomotive! He almost got me!"
"So, how`d you get away?"
"Well the bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over."
"That"s scary. If it`d been me, I would probably have shit all over the place."
"Oye! I DID! What do you think the bull was slipping on ?"
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Santa Got mail ! A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor, our Santa, came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. He opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into his house.
A little later Santa... - Swimming pools !! There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle.
He said... - Died peacefully ! Santa and Banta were discussing how they would like to die. Santa said, 'When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep. I dont want to die screaming like some of his friends, who...
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Smart Dolly !! A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. The teacher was asking them all questions:'Sanju, what noise does a cow make?'
'It goes... - There was a cold day ! There was an english man, who was singing 'There was a cold day', whilst having a shit in cinema toilets. Our Banta walks by and hears him singing...