Best Women to Marry

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    Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Joe the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
    The second man married a telephone operator. Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself,"Wow, he`s a lucky one. Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top button...".
    The third man married a school teacher. Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself "poor guy, she`s pretty but teachers are just too frigid".
    The next morning Joe reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected only the teacher`s husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two would call much later in the day.

    6:00 a.m.
    The phone rings it`s the nurse`s husband wanting breakfast. The nurse`s husband opened the door and Joe stepped back in shock. The man`s pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
    Joe asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse."
    The man sourly replies, "Son, don`t ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was her nagging voice saying " you`re not sanitary, you`re not sanitary".
    Joe went back down to the main desk to wait for the next call.

    6:30 a.m.
    The telephone operator`s husband calls for breakfast. Joe brings it as fast as possible hoping for the best. The man opens the door and Joe stepped back in shock. The man`s hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
    Joe asks," What happened? Telephone operators are suppose to be as sexy as their voices."
    The man sourly replies "Son, don`t ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last night was her a nasal voice saying, "your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up."
    Joe went back down to the desk, just knowing the teachers husband will be calling any minute.

    4:30 p.m.
    The teacher`s husband called for breakfast. Joe can`t believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couples room. The man opened the door and Joe took a step back in shock. He wore only his boxers and his hair was a mess. He had scratch marks on his chest, arms and legs.
    Joe fearing the worst asked " What happened to you? Did you have a fight?"
    The man smiles and happily replies, "No. Son, when you marry be sure to marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We are going to do this over and over, until we get it right."
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    The model picked up a paperweight and
  • The Fireman !! Santa and Banta were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town`s Fire Alarm went off. Santa jumped up and headed for the door. Banta shouted...
  • It`s not the meat ! A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to Banta in an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
    'Last night I made love to my wife four times,' the Frenchman bragged, 'and this morning she...
  • Small Load !! Banta and his wife were lying in bed one night. (Since they have small children, the universal-parent coding system for sex is washing machine.) Banta turned to her and said in a seductive voice, 'washing machine.'
    Being the hard working parent she was tired and so she said...
  • Looking for mice ? Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises coming from his parents` bedroom. He got out of bed and walked down the hall towards his parents room. Before he made it to the end of the hall, the noises had ceased and the bathroom light had gone on. Little Johnny walked into the bathroom and...
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