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    A deaf couple are on their honeymoon. The husband asks the wife in sign language "Honey, how would I tell you when I want to have sex?"
    The wife replies in sign language, "if you want have sex bite my right nipple once, if you don`t want to have sex bite my left nipple twice"
    Agreeing with this, the wife asks the same question to the husband.
    The husband replies "Honey, if you want to have sex pull my penis once, if you don`t want to have sex pull penis 27 times".
  • Newly Married ! A mother had three daughters and, on their wedding night, she tells each one to write back about their married life.To avoid possible embarrassment to their new husbands by openly discussing their love lives, the mother and daughters agree to use newspaper advertisements as a `code` to let the mother know how their love...
  • Keep the motor running It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow.
    'This is amazing. How...
  • Breast Feeding ! A woman and a baby come into the doctor`s office. She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby, and finds him not gaining much weight and asks the woman, 'Well, strip down to your waist...
  • Blue Balls !!! A man visits his doctor. 'I think I have a problem, doc,' said the patient. 'One of my balls has turned blue.'
    The doctor examined the man briefly and concluded the patient would die if they didn`t have his testicle...
  • Dying of AIDS ! Son takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it. While at...
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