| A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs ?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!" |