| Santa walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch. The bartender thinks "this guy doesn`t know the difference," so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch. Santa takes one sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at the bartender: "I said 12-year old scotch, you bozo!" Still unimpressed the bartender pours some 6-year old scotch. Santa takes a sip...same reaction. But the bartender still doesn`t believe the patron knows the difference. So he pours a shot of 10-year old scotch. Again, same reaction from Santa. Finally, the bartender is convinced. He pours a glass of 12-year-old scotch. Santa takes a sip and is most satisfied. All the while this has been going on, a drunk at the end of the bar has been watching. He slides a shot glass down the bar to the patron and drunkedly says: "hey mishter, tashte this!" Santa obliges...he promptly spits it out. "It tastes like piss," Santa shoots back at the drunk. The drunk replies: "It ish. How old am I ?" |