| Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn`t have any skin on it!". "I`ve been circumcised.", the other replied. "What`s that mean?" "It means they cut the skin off the end." "How old were you when it was cut off?" "My mom said I was two days old." "Did it hurt?", the kid asked inquiringly. "You bet it hurt, I didn`t walk for a year!" |