| One day the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Banta, into his office and said, "We`re making some cutbacks, so either Santa or Lilly will have to be laid off." Banta looked at President and said, "Lilly is my best worker, but Santa has a wife and three kids. I don`t know whom to fire." The next morning Banta waited for his employees to arrive. Lilly was the first to come in, so Banta said, "Miss Lilly, I`ve got a problem. You see, I`ve got to lay you or Santa off and I don`t know what to do?" Lilly replied, "You`d better Santa off. I`ve got a headache." |