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    Santa stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"
    "Yes, Sir ?" said the librarian looking up at him.
    "I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"
    Puzzled by his complain the librarian asked "What was wrong with it?"
    "It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" said Santa.
    The librarian nodded and said, "Ahhh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."
  • My dearest love Santa was invited to his friend`s home for dinner. Banta, the host, preceded every request to his wife, Preeto, by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling...
  • Chinese Jews !!! Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant
    'Sid,' asked Al, 'Are there any Jews in China?'
    'I don`t know,' Sid replied. 'Why don`t we ask the waiter?'
    When the waiter came by, Al asked him, 'Are there any Chinese Jews?'
    'I don`t know sir, let me ask,' the waiter replied, and...
  • Free Haircut A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.
    'I`m goin` to...
  • That`s Disgusting Santa observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read 'Unique Breakfast' so he walked in and sat down. The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he wanted.
    Santa: 'What`s your `Unique Breakfast?`'
  • Organic Vegetables Santa and Banta were talking one day. 'My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the produce market.' said Santa.
    'So were you able to find some?'
    'Well when I got to the market...
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