| One day, a twelve year old boy walks into a brothel, dragging a dead frog behind him. The Madam asks "Can I help you son?" He replies, "Yes, I`d like a girl for the night." She says, "I`m afraid you are too young for one of my girls." So he gets out his wallet and gives her $200, to which she says, "She`ll be waiting for you up stairs." The boy says, "But she`s got to have a very serious case of active herpes." The Madam replies, "But all my girls are clean!" So out comes the wallet again and he gives her another $200. The Madam says, "Okay, she`ll be ready for you in about ten minutes." So he goes up the stairs dragging the dead frog. Half an hour later, he comes down the stairs, with a big grin on his face, still dragging the dead frog. By now, the Madam was just a touch curious so she asked him, "Why did you come in here, dragging a dead frog, and asking for a girl with active herpes?". "Well, it`s like this", he says, "When I get home tonight, I will fuck the babysitter and she`ll get it. Then when my parents get home, dad will drive her home and, on the way, they`ll stop and have sex, and he`ll get it. Later, when dad gets home, mum and dad will make love, and she`ll get it. And at about 9:30 tomorrow morning, when dad has gone to work, the milkman will come round, fuck my mother, and he`ll get it. And he`s the bastard who killed my frog!!!!!" |