| In a moment of passion, farmer Banta and his wife, Preeto, ripped off their clothes and tumbled into a very muddy cornfield for a little imprompt lovemaking on a rainy Sunday morning. They started to slip and slide around a bit in the mud. "Say, honey, is my cock in you or in the mud?" Banta asked. Preeto felt around and said, "Why it`s in the mud!" "Well, put it back in ya," he said. After awhile, Banta asked again, "Honey, is it still in you or in the mud?" "Ohh, it`s in me, dear. It`s *IN* me!!" Preeto cooed happily. "Well, would you mind putting it back in the mud ?" |