Vaseline for sex !

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    Jeeto answers the door to a market researcher.
    "Good morning madam, I`m doing some research for Vaseline. Do you use it at all in your household?"
    Jeeto, "Oh yes, all the time. It`s very good for cuts, grazes and burns."
    Researcher, "Do you use it for anything else?"
    Jeeto, "Like what?"
    Researcher, "Ahem.. err.. well.. during.. ahem.. sex."
    Jeeto, "Oh, of course. Yes, we smear it on the bedroom doorknob to keep the kids out."
  • Revenge !! When I get home tonight, I will fuck the babysitter and she`ll get it. Then when my parents get home, dad will drive her home and, on the way, they`ll stop and have sex, and he`ll get it. Later, when dad gets home, mum and dad will make love, and she`ll get it. And at about 9:30 tomorrow morning, when....
  • Hard-on !! These three guys try going to this bar for the first time and turns out to be pretty rough and tough biker bar. They each ask for a mug of beer.
    The barmaid says to them, 'I`m not serving you three until I see 30 inches of cock between ya.' So the first guy...
  • Headache ! One day the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Banta, into his office and said, 'We`re making some cutbacks, so either Santa or Lilly will have to be laid off.' Banta looked at President and said, 'Lilly is...
  • Say Cheese !! On their first night together, newlywed Banta and his wife Preeto go to change. Preeto comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. Banta says, 'My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe.' Preeto opens her...
  • Circumcised ?? Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, 'Your thing doesn`t have any skin on it!'.
    'I`ve been...
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