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    This very young and innocent country girl fell madly in love with this Greek guy and was determined to marry him. Her mother tried hard to stop her, but when she knew she couldn`t stop her daughter.
    She said to her, "Listen child, marry him and may you live happily ever after. But the day or night he asks you in bed to turn over, you come back to me, for he has lost respect for you."
    The daughter agrees to this and the wedding takes place. Couple of years go by and they are one happy couple. Then one night, when they are about to make love, the guy tells her, "Turn over honey, let`s do it the other way."
    The girl is very unhappy. She is crying and begins to pack her bags.
    The husband doesn`t understand and asks, "What`s wrong, hon?"
    "My mom told me all about you guys. You have lost respect for me, so you want me to turn over. I can`t live with you when you have no respect for me."
    "But honey," replied the Greek, "I thought you wanted to have a baby."
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