| Once upon a time there was a little sperm named Egbert who lived inside a famous movie actor. Egbert was a very healthy sperm. He`d do pushups, somersaults, and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay
around on their fat asses not doin g a thing. One day, one of the other sperm asked Egbert why he exercised all day. Egbert says to him, "Look, pal, only one sperm gets a woman pregnant and when the right time comes, I am going to be that one." A few days later, they all felt themselves getting hotter and hotter; they all had a feeling that this was going to be their one chance in life to produce life. Suddenly, they were released abruptly and, sure enough, Egbert was at the front lines, swimming far ahead of everyone else. All of a sudden, Egbert stopped, turned around, and began to swim back with all his might, yelling, "Go back! Go back! It`s a blow job!!!!" |