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    A woman complained to her veterinarian that her dog would start humping her everytime he came into the house.
    "Is there anything you can do?" she asked.
    The doctor said, "Well, we could castrate him, and then he would no longer have a sex drive."
    The woman replies, "That seems awfully harsh. Couldn`t you just clip his nails and do something about his breath?"
  • Banta as an agent ! Banta was the agent for a beautiful actress. One day Banta discovered that she had been selling her body at Rs. 5000 a night. Banta, who had long lusted for her, hadn`t dreamed that she had been so easily obtainable. He approached her, told her how much she turned him on and how much he wanted to make it with her. She agreed to spend the night with him, but...
  • Blow job !! Once upon a time there was a little sperm named Egbert who lived inside a famous movie actor. Egbert was a very healthy sperm. He`d do pushups, somersaults, and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperms...
  • Turn over ! This very young and innocent country girl fell madly in love with this Greek guy and was determined to marry him. Her mother tried hard to stop her, but when she knew she couldn`t stop her daughter.
    She said to her, 'Listen child, marry him and may you live happily ever after. But the day or night he asks you in bed to turn over...
  • Intimate with a ghost ! At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, 'Who here has ever seen a ghost?' Most of the hands go up.
    'And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?' About half the hands...
  • Vaseline for sex ! Jeeto answers the door to a market researcher. 'Good morning madam, I`m doing some research for Vaseline. Do you use it at all in your household?'
    Jeeto, 'Oh...
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