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    Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play raquetball, suddenly, a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head and passes the three women.
    He passes the first woman, who looks down at his penis. "He`s not my husband," she says.
    He passes by the second woman, who also looks down at his penis. "He`s not my husband either." She says, also not recognizing the unit.
    He passes by the third woman (blonde), who also looks down as he runs by her.
    "Wait a minute," she says. "He`s not even a member of this club."
  • Paratrooper ?? A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an airplane. The next day, he called home to his father to tell him...
  • Successful sons ! These four gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
    'My son,' says one, 'has made quite a name for himself in the homebuilding industry. He began as a...
  • Bad breath ! A woman complained to her veterinarian that her dog would start humping hereverytime he came into the house.
    'Is there anything you can do?' she asked. The doctor said...
  • Orange juice ! A very poor couple had just been married and all they could afford was to share a house with an elderly couple. What`s worse is that they have to sleep on the top half of a bunk bed, while the older couple slept on the lower half.Needless to say, the young couple wanted sex...
  • Banta as an agent ! Banta was the agent for a beautiful actress. One day Banta discovered that she had been selling her body at Rs. 5000 a night. Banta, who had long lusted for her, hadn`t dreamed that she had been so easily obtainable. He approached her, told her how much she turned him on and how much he wanted to make it with her. She agreed to spend the night with him, but...
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