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    Santa was having trouble with his computer. So he called the computer guy, over to his desk.
    He clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.
    As he was walking away, Santa called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
    He replied, "It was an "ID ten T" error."
    A puzzled expression ran over Santa`s face. "An "ID ten T" error? What`s that?.. in case I need to fix it again."
    "Haven`t you ever heard of an "ID ten T" error before?"
    "No," replied Santa.
    "Write it down," he said, "and I think you`ll figure it out."
    He wrote..... I D 1 0 T
  • Phone book ! Santa stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, 'I have a complaint!'
    'Yes, Sir ?' said the librarian looking up at him.'I borrowed a book last week and it was...
  • 12 year old Scotch ! Santa walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch. The bartender thinks 'this guy doesn`t know the difference,' so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch. Santa takes one sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at the bartender...
  • My dearest love Santa was invited to his friend`s home for dinner. Banta, the host, preceded every request to his wife, Preeto, by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling...
  • Chinese Jews !!! Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant
    'Sid,' asked Al, 'Are there any Jews in China?'
    'I don`t know,' Sid replied. 'Why don`t we ask the waiter?'
    When the waiter came by, Al asked him, 'Are there any Chinese Jews?'
    'I don`t know sir, let me ask,' the waiter replied, and...
  • Free Haircut A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.
    'I`m goin` to...
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